Many years have passed since the last battle between Harry Potter and the dreaded Lord Voldemort. The bespectacled boy wizard
wand and shoes hung on a nail and retired to private life.
pity that this life has been generous with its rewards for him: his wife Hermione has pitched for the Wizard Forrest, considering much more sexually gifted, and his three sons, Jerry, and Larry Harrison (also known as Harry, Jr.), none has chosen to follow the perilous path that passes through Hogwarts.
The former has in fact opted for a profession so humble as it is useful to society: a plumber. And in less than no time became the most good plumber in the world capable of adjusting unclog dishwasher and processes with a few simple touches - so much so that many malign his account, arguing that much talent is hidden behind some arcane sorcery
... The second son, Larry, had a phenomenally successful career at McDonald's after the patented sandwich best selling of all time: the McPotter! Italian American tasty rat meat seasoned with Mexican chili cloned in the laboratory, strictly spoiled mayonnaise, a touch of ginger (which never hurts) and a secret ingredient produced daily by Harry Potter himself.
The youngest, Harry, Jr., has instead chosen the easy path of life from a shoot, constantly photographed on the covers of magazines all over the world next to the beautiful and famous women like Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Gegia and Nadia Rinaldi.
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Harry Potter is tired and dejected, he spends his days in solitude to smoke pot sunk in the armchair of his study.
But, one day, someone knocks on his door.
The sound of the alarm bell from deep sleep in which he had gently led the Moroccan who had purchased two days earlier for a nice nest egg of pounds.
- Who is it? - Ask Harry, still distracted by the dream / memory / fantasy of lewd acts together with Hermione.
- Open.
- Who the hell are you?
- are the special commissioner for the waste emergency in Campania.
- Embee? What the fuck you want from me?
- I never meant to call you, but ... Harry, we have a problem!
- Ok. Wait a minute I arrive. Micah takes her scarf in Naples?
- Well ... this time it's a bit 'cold, but ...
- Never mind that it is yellow-red? I only have one ...
- ... But no! You have to do with this scarf?! In Naples, mica does it all '... I'm cold. But the wand so, eh? That portal.
- And the broom? What do I do? The port?
- Take it, take it ...
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